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4月16日

Noam Chomsky: Failed States



The fact that I was so pissed off by Sean Hannity's "Let Freedom Ring", and that I was very pissed off by Pat Buchanan's "Death of the West" before, makes me wonder maybe I have a liberal bias. I mean, it's completely OK to disapprove conservatism, and when it comes to neo-conservatives, you have to fucking hate them. But I better disagree with them because I am not conservative, not because I am liberal, right?

And how to prove? ---- Of course, listening to a liberal book to see whether I will be equally pissed off.

So I walked into the local library, and looked for liberal audio books. OK, Let's see what we get: "Dude, Where is my country?", "Will they ever trust us again?" Author? Michael Moore.

All right, I already feel pissed off.

And then, relieved. See? I am not biased. I am just easily pissed off. By the hypocrites and retards from both sides.

OK, so what else do I get? Boom, Noam Chomsky! SugarDaddy of all leftists!

This person is an academic (Well, I know he is not majored in political science but...), I think, he got to be different from those media nuts. So I checked out this "Failed States", and spent quite some time to import all its 10 CDs into my iPod. And it turned out to be, sorry, disappointing again.

First of all, Chomsky's views and the facts he used to support them, are astonishingly biased. He is either shameless or completely blinded by his own political beliefs that he totally ignored any possible fact that could contradict his points while relentless iterating other "useful" facts.

Secondly, almost everything I heard from his book were familiar accusations that I've already seen enough from numerous Chinese nationalist web posts. I know it's unfair to discredit Chomsky in this way, since it's more likely those leftists copied and were inspired by him, but I am just too easily pissed off by non-fresh ideas.

Actually I've been extremely patient with this book. I listened to the first three CDs, before my patience finally worn out and jumped to the 6th CD. And you know what? I didn't even feel any discontinuity in the content because he was still talking about the same thing!

And that thing, by the way, is American imperialism. I checked out this book mainly because I was attracted by the introduction saying that Chomsky claims that US is a failed state itself while it's labeling and propagating democracy in other countries. I am more interested in his analysis of how US government failed in domestic issues, rather than the all-too-familiar anti-America attacks with which his Chinese pupils have already made me pissed-off enough. So I jumped again, this time to the 10th CD. Finally, I heard him talking about secret intelligence, education system, pro-big business, Hurricane Katrina, health care, etc. But, again, nothing really new.

But where to find something new?

Well, how about
Kurt Vonnegut?

I checked out his "A man without a country" 10 days ago, with absolutely no idea that the author would die five days later. And five days later when I knew he died, I was in the middle of listening to "Failed States", so I didn't stop to listen to him. Now that "Failed States" completely worn out my patience and expectation, I really need some refreshment for my brain. And who's better than Vonnegut in that?



4月9日

Sean Hannity "Let Freedom Ring"



I finished listening to Sean Hannity's "Let Freedom Ring" today. Not an impressive book. Actually there are only two things I still remember about this book.

First, when I walked to the bus station
in that April morning, got the iPod out of my pocket, selected this book, and pressed "Play", it suddenly started snowing. Snow flakes came from nowhere, blown by cold wind, floating in the air, while the sun was still shining. As a Chinese, my first reaction was, naturally, wow, something unjustified must be happening. And when I heard Hannity talking about his New York City heritage and current residence in Long Island, which made me for one moment wondering how he commutes to the City, I realized what went wrong.

Second, the number of times his book made me fall asleep was only second to Stephen Hawkins' "The Universe in a Nutshell", but for a totally different reason, obviously. I mean, I've listened to some good number of audio books now, and this one is definitely the most boring and worst presented. And it's actually read by the author! And the author is actually a co-host of one of the biggest talk show in cable TV! I mean, I didn't expect any humor from this book, which turned out to be an absolutely accurate anticipation of course, but could you, Mr. Sean Hannity, at least show some passion while reading your own book? The only style that is close to Hannity's reading, is some free audio books mp3's on internet that's read by machine.


OK, enough personal attacks, which is not really personal. Let's try to talk about the book itself......and, I still don't have anything to say.

Well, at least I still remember two attacks from Al Fraken's "Lies" toward this book. One is when Hannity said he felt outrageous when Oliver North, a Vietnam war veteran with numerous military honors, who served his country so bravely but all that he got was attacks from liberals, Al Fraken pointed out that North was criticized not because he served his country bravely, but because he broke the law in the Iran-Contra scandal.

The other case was Hannity's proposal to use vouchers in the education system to force the competition between schools and therefore improve the education quality of public schools. Franken pointed out that one example Hannity used actually didn't involve any voucher at all. But in this particular case, I agree with Hannity that there should be competitions between public schools, and vouchers certainly seem to be a reasonable choice.

And this is the one thing that I agree with conservatives: small government, free economy, more competition. But I personally don't understand why small government conservatives have to ally with Christian evangelicals, hypocrite moralists, and militant patriots. Maybe the so-called conservatives don't really exist. It's only an ally forced to form by liberalism. Liberalism is secular, so Christian evangelicals hate them. Liberalism champions individual values, opposing in the essence all kinds of collectivism, including moralism and patriotism. Liberalism also proposes big government solutions, which is appealing but not bought by paleo-conservatives. Due to tremendous progress and success of liberalisms in the past centuries, all its enemies were sort of pushed to the corner, and had to get allied to fight back. The American conservatives are not a coherent group called together by a common cause or belief. They are rather forged by the enormous pressure of liberalism. They don't have an
inherent fundamental idea that their enemy has. And what if there's no liberalism? they would have fought each other to death.

However, among all these different groups, some of the small government conservatives probably still remember their old name: classical liberalism. Yes, you were the real liberalism! You bear the glorious tradition of John Locke, Adam Smith, and Thomas Jefferson! You are conservatives because you believe in fiscal freedom and individual responsibility. Don't you feel ashamed to mingle with followers of frenzy bigots, arrogant authoritarians, and hypocrite liars? Yes, the modern American liberalism piss you off, but at least they still stay in the rational thinking discourse. You have every good reason to battle their big government ideas, but if that's with irrational thoughts like religion and patriotism in your wings, your victory will taste even bitter.

And that's what I want to say about American conservatism.
4月6日

Lies, and the Lying Liars who tell them



Al Fraken used to be an SNL writer and actor. So you can imagine how he would open his book:

God chose me to write this book.......The reason I know God chose me is because God spoke to me personally.

......“Look, God, I'm flattered, but I think you got the wrong guy. The kind of book you're talking about would require months of research.”

And God said, “LET THERE BE GOOGLE. AND LET THERE BE LEXISNEXIS.(a tool for media search)

“Very funny, God. I use Google all the time.”

“YES, I KNOW,” God said. “FOR HOT ASIAN TEENS.”


But of course, Al Franken actually gave the credit of internet to Al Gore. He clarified that Gore never said "I invented internet". Instead, he merely brought up the fact that he championed the funding of the military project that connects some computers together, which as all of us know, was the start of internet. Some conservative media wrote that Gore said he invented internet, and was widely quoted by mainstream media without careful fact check.


Well, honestly I find it hard to blame the mainstream media. I will most likely read an article titled "Did Gore invent internet?", but perhaps not "Gore said he helped funding the project that led to internet".

And that's the topic of the first chapter of this book. Al Fraken compared how the mainstream media treated Gore and Bush in 2000 election. He found that they were more hostile to Gore, by running more negative news of Gore. He listed some detailed data, and concluded that the so-called "liberal media bias" doesn't exist.

I have no idea whether Franken's data is true, or reliable. I didn't follow the 2000 election at all. Though I trust Franken and his team in this case, I still don't think this can disapprove the "liberal media bias".

First, his proof is too simple. Just imagine how many reports were there in the 2000 election. And if you know some basics of statistics, you know you can compile data for virtually any conclusion you want from there: Gore is a racist, Bush is anti-Christ, FOX is the most neutral in media, Clinton actually died two years before and that's why he didn't campaign for Gore or Hillary......

Second, that only showed media's bias against Gore and Bush, not liberal and conservative. For the latter, you need much more samples. What if Gore happened to have more negative news at that time? We don't know if the liberal media bias really exists, but I can assure you that the "negative media bias" must exist! Furthermore, I think it's not surprising to find Bush more likable than Gore, even for a liberal.

Third, and most importantly, my definition of "media bias" is that its reports' viewpoint deviates considerably from the average people, no matter whether it's caused intentionally or not. From this definition, I think the media does have an inherent liberal bias. This is because the media industry requires its workers to be highly educated, widely knowleged, and rational thinking. Of no doubt
most of them are trying their best to be objective, ethical, and professional, but as a matter of fact, we know the percentage of liberal in this group of people is way higher than the average people.

Franken's book then continued to find the factual errors in conservatives' speeches, shows, or books. He boasts a team of 14 Harvard students, whose research made his book almost no factual errors, except jokes, which means if you find some factual error in the book, you've probably missed a wonderful joke.

So the book is not as good as I expected. Franken attacked Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney......Well, pretty everyone in FOX except Allan Colmes, and everyone in the Bush Administration except Collin Powell. The facts were of course new to me, but no new conclusions. I already knew all of them are either liars, or retards.

Furthermore, Franken is apparently very biased himself. He sounded like Bill Clinton is a saint, tried to discredit people just because of some factual mistakes, and was obsessed with telling the stories of personal confrontations he had had with conservatives, including Barbara Bush.

But it's definitely a very funny book. I laughed on subway, on bus, on the street, when listening to it. And Al Franken's presentation is great. His voice sounded just like that of Lious Black in the Jon Stewart show, and he surely has a good tone of sarcasm. I point this out because I am listening to Sean Hannity's "Let Freedom Ring" now. I fell asleep on subway, on bus, and almost on the street while listening to it.